Straight Outta Mordor

  • Remember when everyone was doing Gollum impressions?
  • 100% Ringspun Cotton
  • Exclusive Design

Long time ago in Middle Earth – so JRR Tolkien say – Bilbo’s nephew Frodo Baggins went on his merry way. And so begins the 2 and a half million page story of how a short, hairy footed teenager  walked the entire length of the planet to hoy some jewellery into a fiery pit. The Ring has clearly been dipped in LSD, as the midget-thing thinks he turns invisible when he wears it, and there’s these weird headless jockeys and then at the end….well, I don’t want to spoil it, but needless to say that’s up to nine hours of your life you’ll not get back.

This exclusive design is printed direct-to-garment using the highest quality ink onto the very best quality soft organic cotton tees. Designed to fit snugly and comfortably, these high quality garments will keep your body looking hilarious for years to come.

All of our designs are exclusive to us and you won't find them anywhere else. Our T-shirts are printed direct to garment onto ethically produced, premium quality ringspun cotton tees.