• In space no-one can see your moobs
  • 100% Ringspun Cotton
  • Exclusive Design

Officer Paddy Murphy was a regular stereotype of a doughnut munching American police officer until an incident involving a hot dog stand, two retired ladies and a prize-winning bull left him with only a head and one hand. Through some incredible science stuff, Murphy’s name was rescued from the blaze and brought back to life as a sort of vending machine with an automatic firearm. Fast forward twelve years and they’re already making pointless new versions of his life story. 

This exclusive T-shirt design, inspired by Robocop, is printed direct-to-garment using the highest quality ink onto the very best quality soft organic cotton tees. Designed to fit snugly and comfortably, these high quality garments will keep your body looking hilarious for years to come.

All of our designs are exclusive to us and you won't find them anywhere else. Our T-shirts are printed direct to garment onto ethically produced, premium quality ringspun cotton tees.