Keep The Change

  • A child actor is for life, not just for Christmas
  • Luxurious, soft cotton
  • Exclusive design
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We all know in the real world that Home Alone would not have a happy ending. Here is a Christmas tale of bullying, petty crime, malicious gossip and serious child neglect. At the very least Kevin would be taken away by Social Services. His parents wouldn’t get off scott-free either, with investigations into their suitability likely to take months, if not years. And there’s no way two violent, nihlistic career criminals would be taken for a ride by a primary school kid. That child would be in a ditch if this was real life, and his parents would be suspected of his murder. But, because it’s Christmas, and none of this is as far fetched as a healthy child being born in a filthy stable to a 14 year old virgin under an exploding supernova, we just go with it – the kid is cute and the burglars hilarious. And that is what Christmas is all about, isn’t it?

This exclusive design is printed direct-to-garment using the highest quality ink onto the very best quality sweatshirts. Designed to fit snugly and comfortably, these high quality garments will keep your body looking hilarious for years to come.

All of our designs are exclusive to us and you won't find them anywhere else. Our jumpers are printed direct to garment onto ethically produced, premium quality ringspun cotton sweatshirts.