Irn Maiden

  • Contains high concentrations of Ponceau 4R.
  • 100% Ringspun Cotton
  • Exclusive Design

In the 90s, Scotland’s second favourite drink (behind Buckfast) was sold on the promise it contained girders – not a fruit, but a sturdy iron bar used in the construction of bridges. After a Panorama special in 2001 confirmed the iron content to be under 1%, they were forced to withdraw these outrageous claims and pay compensation to billions of disappointed but, let’s be honest, gullible idiots. Iron Maiden on the other hand, are an English rock band whose members are made entirely of pure steel. This design is perfect for all heavy metal fans trying to defeat a terrible hangover with delicious orangey goodness.

All of our designs are exclusive to us and you won't find them anywhere else. Our T-shirts are printed direct to garment onto ethically produced, premium quality ringspun cotton tees.