Irn Maiden

  • Contains high concentrations of Ponceau 4R.
  • High quality slim plastic case
  • Available for most Apple & Samsung models
  • Snaps on to rear of phone

In the 90s, Scotland’s second favourite drink (behind Buckfast) was sold on the promise it contained girders – not a fruit, but a sturdy iron bar used in the construction of bridges. After a Panorama special in 2001 confirmed the iron content to be under 1%, they were forced to withdraw these outrageous claims and pay compensation to billions of disappointed but, let’s be honest, gullible idiots. Iron Maiden on the other hand, are an English rock band whose members are made entirely of pure steel. This design is perfect for all heavy metal fans trying to defeat a terrible hangover with delicious orangey goodness.

All of our designs are exclusive to us and you won’t find them anywhere else. These high quality slim plastic phone cases snap snugly onto the rear of your handset and are available for most popular Apple and Samsung devices.