Fire The Nuclear Weapons

  • In the event of War, stock enough food and water for 14 days.
  • 100% Ringspun Cotton
  • Exclusive Design

The evidence that we are living through the End of Days is overwhelming: seemingly unending conflict in the Middle East, soaring global temperatures, Donald Trump being allowed to stand for president, ISIS/ISIL/ISOSCELES, that ‘All About The Bass’ song. Coincidence? DON’T BE RIDICULOUS. There are currently 15,000 accounted for nuclear weapons at large in the world, with no shortage of trigger happy nutjobs desperate to send us all into the sea for some trifling nonsense they’ve cooked up with their corporate overlords. Be prepared is all we’re saying.

This exclusive design is printed direct-to-garment using the highest quality ink onto the very best quality cotton T-shirts. Designed to fit snugly and comfortably, these high quality garments will keep your body looking hilarious for years to come.

All of our designs are exclusive to us and you won't find them anywhere else. Our T-shirts are printed direct to garment onto ethically produced, premium quality ringspun cotton tees.