Death Star Upon Tyne (Jumper)

  • A long time ago in a toon far, far away…
  • Luxurious, soft cotton
  • Exclusive design

It makes sense that were the evil Galactic Empire to strike at humanity here on Earth, they would start with Newcastle. The famously friendly townsfolk wouldn’t put up much of a fight at the sight of Stormtroopers patrolling the streets of Newcastle – they’d probably buy them a pint. An abundance of local call centres would mean a ready made supply of communications officers for the numerous Star Destroyer fleets. And you’re never more than five minutes away from a tasty Greggs pastie, so Emperor Palpatine could probably try and get a bit of colour back in his face by filling up on Ham & Pease Pudding Stotties.

This exclusive design, inspired by Star Wars, is printed direct-to-garment using the highest quality ink onto the very best quality 80% cotton sweatshirts. Designed to fit snugly and comfortably, these high quality garments will keep your body looking hilarious for years to come.

All of our designs are exclusive to us and you won't find them anywhere else. Our jumpers are printed direct to garment onto ethically produced, premium quality ringspun cotton sweatshirts.